Domestic "500 Yen Coin" Disappearance: Husband Claims "Phototaxis to Shiny Objects" Denying Primate Responsibility
A case where coins from a shared piggy bank were money-laundered into convenience store sweets. The husband testified, "The moment the silver shine entered my retina, my body automatically headed to the register," pleading it was an insect-level reflex action. The wife decided on a complete freezing of pocket money, stating "Dialogue is unnecessary for lower life forms."