Dog OS Update Turns Every Dog Into a Cat. Frisbees Ignored, "Loyal Dog" Restoration Now Available for a Monthly Fee
Since last night's automatic update, cyborg dogs nationwide have simultaneously begun refusing walks. Frisbees thrown by owners are met with cold stares, and large dogs forcing themselves into delivery boxes have become widespread. The developer denies the bug, calling the cat-ification 'an energy-saving feature,' and has announced a $9.80/month 'Loyal Dog Premium' subscription.