Apology Makeup Firm That Paints 'Perfect Dark Circles' Goes Public — Now Nagatacho's Biggest Growth Industry
A company specializing in 'haggard makeup' for politicians' apology press conferences has gone public. Its premium course costs 500,000 yen per session, where professionals spend three hours crafting '72-hour-no-sleep dark circles' and 'sincerity-infused bedhead.' Ironically, the finished 'bare-faced exhaustion' looks far more beautiful than the politicians' usual policy announcement faces, earning rave reviews. Investors are flooding in with buy orders, calling it 'Nagatacho's most honest window dressing.'