US-Japan Alliance Shifts to Monthly Subscription: "Premium Defense Plan" Offers Same-Day Nuclear Umbrella Delivery
The White House introduces "Alliance Cloud," an alliance management tool. Pop-ups demanding "Increase Defense Spending" appear every five minutes on Japanese government terminals, while the "Not Now" button has vanished. When navigating to the cancellation screen, officials are warned, "Are you sure you want to start learning Chinese?", leaving them in tears as they click renew.