Train Suspensions Prompt Mandatory In-Car Dancing, Becomes New Subject for Elementary School Entrance Exams
Synchronized dancing in business suits. Facing persistent train cancellations, the government has introduced 'Delay Dance Therapy' as a commuter stress countermeasure. For reasons unknown, a major talent agency was put in charge, cram schools immediately launched 'Expressive Delay' prep classes, and the dance was newly integrated into scoring for elementary school entrance exams.
