Man With Zero 'Likes' in 10 Years Has Such Low Presence That AI Mistakes Him for 'Wallpaper' and Deletes His Account
After abandoning all desire for approval and continuing to post utterly unremarkable content that resonated with no one, a social media platform's latest algorithm classified him not as a 'human' but as 'part of a still image dataset.' In response to his account deletion, the man himself rejoiced, declaring he had 'finally achieved Digital Nirvana,' and penned his joy in an offline notebook that no one would ever see.