God Consolidates Prayer Reception to "Search Bar" — Searching "Ex-Girlfriend Current Status" Causes Her to Appear at Front Door in Surge of Incidents
Declaring that "clasped hands are just formality — true desires live in search logs," the omniscient and omnipotent God has forced a system migration. While mysterious deposits appear in accounts that searched "make easy money," late-night impulsive search terms are also instantly materialized, plunging the world into panic. Churches are now flooded with believers attending lectures on "How to Choose the Right Search Keywords to Reach God (SEO)."