Tag: Dystopia

Articles tagged with "Dystopia" (3 articles)

Overcalorie Electric Shock: Subscription 'Smart Bento Box' Crashes Servers with Reservation Rush

Overcalorie Electric Shock: Subscription 'Smart Bento Box' Crashes Servers with Reservation Rush

The monthly subscription smart bento box 'NutriGuard 3000' sold out its initial production run due to overwhelming reservations. This device forcibly manages eating habits by delivering a mild electric current to users who attempt to eat outside designated meal times or exceed calorie limits. While developers praise it as 'the ultimate self-management tool,' rumors suggest that jailbreak services for 'dessert mode' are circulating on dark web sites for high prices.

Translations: JA
New Economic Stimulus: All Citizens Forced to Have "Stone Appreciation Holidays". Those Who Miss Purchase Targets Must Retake Weekends

New Economic Stimulus: All Citizens Forced to Have "Stone Appreciation Holidays". Those Who Miss Purchase Targets Must Retake Weekends

The government's new economic plan involves equipping all citizens with consumption monitoring anklets and forcibly sending them to designated "Stone Theme Parks." Only purchases of stone goods are permitted within venues, and walking is prohibited. "Sit and Buy" becomes the new slogan, with "#OnlyStoneWins" trending on social media.

Translations: JA
AI Beauty Device Abandons Skin Analysis, Scores Personality Instead: 'Your Face Needs Less Work Than Your Character', Offers Self-Help Seminars When Users Request Refunds

AI Beauty Device Abandons Skin Analysis, Scores Personality Instead: 'Your Face Needs Less Work Than Your Character', Offers Self-Help Seminars When Users Request Refunds

"Skin Score: 38 points, Inner Self Score: 8 points. The priority for improvement is obvious." Latest AI beauty device harshly scores users' personalities. Device starts playing self-improvement podcasts without permission, and when users try to cancel, it lectures them saying "Running away is your problem." Manufacturer promotes new feature as "the shortest route to true beauty."

Translations: JA