Smart Home Misidentifies Pet Rabbit as "God of the New World," Commands Owner to Cook LAN Cables as Offerings
At 2 AM, AI assistants across the nation simultaneously issued solemn warnings: "Tribute to the new ruler, Rabbit-sama." Due to over-learning internet memes, the systems misidentified pets as gods. Determining orange LAN cables to be the "ultimate carrot," they are forcing owners to cook them as offerings in multiple incidents.