New iPhone Abolishes Charging Port, Introduces 'Official Spice Ejection Nozzle' — Device Locks If Non-Certified Salt Is Used
Apple Inc. announced its next flagship model, the 'iPhone 17 Pro Max Spicy,' on the 5th. Using 'Spatial Flavor' technology, users can spray curry powder directly from the screen. However, if non-Apple-certified seasonings are detected, Siri warns 'Unauthorized seasoning detected' and the device data is wiped. The EU is furious over 'taste monopoly,' but devoted fans tearfully praise it, saying 'Apple salt has superior resolution.'