Pro Gamer Fuses with Gaming Chair, Successfully Achieves Photosynthesis. "Food costs are down," team rejoices.
A professional gamer who became one with his gaming chair due to an extremely sedentary playstyle has announced he has acquired the ability to photosynthesize through moss growing on his back. The team owner proudly stated, "He also produces oxygen. He's the ultimate eco-friendly player and the savior of our finances."