Mammoth Meat Buns Halted for Sale: Classified as "Unidentified Meat" Under Food Sanitation Law. Official Says "No Precedent"
The trump card for local revitalization, "Mammoth Meat Buns," was halted on the very first day of sales. According to the health department, mammoths do not fall under beef, pork, or poultry as defined by food sanitation law, and therefore "safety cannot be guaranteed due to unclassifiable meat." The town official is at a loss, saying, "I never imagined the law hadn't been updated since the Ice Age."