Future Telescope Finally Complete. Ignores National Destiny, Only Broadcasts Lucky Bag Stock Status in Real-Time.
The 'Space-Time Telescope,' built at the cost of national fortune, didn't show a glorious future—it showed a department store lucky bag frenzy. Instead of GDP forecasts, the Prime Minister watched 'Limited Edition Figure, 3 Left' flash on screen. Praising it as 'a truly citizen-centered economic indicator,' the cabinet decided to allocate the entire national budget to predicting the lucky bag resale market.