TSE Launches "Scandal Futures": Bowing Angle at Apology Press Conference Hits Daily Limit Up
Gaffes and cover-ups are financialized. AI calculates the Responsibility Evasion Index from the audio waveform of "It was my secretary's fault" and reflects it in the price. On opening day, volatility spiked with the volume of a minister's sweat, day traders went wild over live Diet broadcasts, and arrest rates—rather than economic growth—drove the market.