Mysterious Life Form Born from Ocean Plastic Debris Begins Trading as "Assets" on Flea Market Apps. Initial Lots Sold Out Instantly
"One per household, the piggy bank of the future"—A plastic-eating life form discovered in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch has exploded in popularity. Users are ecstatic: "Free food, multiplies on its own. The ultimate asset." Experts warn, "We can't guarantee the ecosystem after they've eaten all the plastic," but their voices no longer reach anyone.
