Government Officially Approves Otoshidama as 'Pension Laundering': Grandchildren's Mobile Game Spending Now 'Tax-Free Public Works'
A 'hyper-speed economic zone' has been completed, where grandparents' mattress money passes through lucky envelopes and melts into mobile games at the speed of light. Watching his grandson spin gacha at the kotatsu, the grandfather wiped his tears saying, 'So this is trickle-down economics.' The government finalized its policy on the 2nd to officially approve this series of fund transfers as 'Pension Laundering.'
