"I Wish It Had Stayed Silent" Cries Pet Owner: Sea Anemone Translator Endlessly Plays Neighbor Clownfish's Gossip
The latest AI-powered "Sea Anemone Translator" has transformed a peaceful aquarium into chaos. The translations reveal nothing but malicious gossip: "Has that orange guy gotten fat lately?" "Isn't the heater particularly harsh on just me?" Users report psychological distress, prompting the developer to promise an emergency "Privacy Mode" update. Meanwhile, the Marine Biology Linguistics Society praised the AI's accuracy, calling it "perfect down to the gossip's inflection."