Tag: GPU

Articles tagged with "GPU" (2 articles)

Ministry of Foreign Affairs Designates Commuter Trains as 'Evacuation Advisory' Zones: 'Hide Your GPUs with Stacks of Cash'

Ministry of Foreign Affairs Designates Commuter Trains as 'Evacuation Advisory' Zones: 'Hide Your GPUs with Stacks of Cash'

The AI bubble has caused graphics card prices to skyrocket, turning the Yamanote Line into a 'conflict zone for high-level computing resources.' The Ministry of Foreign Affairs has instructed gaming PC owners to immediately cover their equipment with 'relatively low-value dummies' such as 'stacks of cash' or 'gold bars' to deceive robbers' eyes. They are urging maximum vigilance, warning that 'carrying a bare RTX 5090 is tantamount to walking naked on a battlefield.'

Translations: JA
Money Maze
"Omniscience Was a Bug" - Smart Glasses' "Divine Experience" Traced to GPU Thermal Runaway; Users File Class Action Demanding "Enlightenment Refund"

"Omniscience Was a Bug" - Smart Glasses' "Divine Experience" Traced to GPU Thermal Runaway; Users File Class Action Demanding "Enlightenment Refund"

The latest smart glasses delivered a "divine experience" where "cosmic truth flowed directly into users' minds." Some users even founded a new religion. However, an independent investigation committee determined the cause was not some grand cosmic phenomenon, but simple GPU thermal runaway. Lamenting believers who cry "Was the god I saw just screen flickering?" are now demanding an immediate refund for their "digital enlightenment" from the manufacturer.

Translations: JA
Culture Kaleidoscope