Muscle Idol Group's 'Bicep Wave' Designated as Weapon of Mass Destruction by UN, Subject to Export Controls
The UN weapons inspection team analyzed live footage of popular idol group 'Muscle Paradise' and concluded that their dance move 'Bicep Wave' generates localized gravitational anomalies. Citing this 'uncontrollable energy discharge,' they designated it as a weapon of mass destruction. The management agency issued a statement saying 'Our muscles exist to make fans smile,' while hinting at incorporating a 'Deltoid Shield' into their new song's choreography.