"Apologies for Delays Served as Parfait" - New Sweet Created on Heat-Warped Rails Goes on Sale Today
On sweltering station platforms plagued by heat-related delays, a railway company launches an unexpected new venture. The "Hot Rail Parfait," carefully baked on heat-warped railway tracks, goes on limited sale. Despite criticism that "melting ice cream will cause further delays," the PR team proudly claims "It's all part of sustainable heat circulation."