Tag: Influencer

Articles tagged with "Influencer" (5 articles)

Shock in the Selfie Community: 'Class 1 Tank Top License' Revoked due to Shiny Biceps Blinding Oncoming Traffic

Shock in the Selfie Community: 'Class 1 Tank Top License' Revoked due to Shiny Biceps Blinding Oncoming Traffic

"The desire for recognition has exceeded the legal limit." On the 8th, authorities issued an administrative order banning the influencer in question from exposing his upper arms on public roads. This was due to incidents where his pumped-up veins were mistaken for road maps, causing Uber Eats delivery workers to get lost. He will now be required to wear long sleeves as a corrective measure and is prohibited from possessing mirrors.

Translations: JA
Muscle Arena
"Likes" Worth Your Life: Government Turns Dangerous Cliffs into Gacha-Based Photo Spots. Grand Prize: "Immediate Drone Rescue"

"Likes" Worth Your Life: Government Turns Dangerous Cliffs into Gacha-Based Photo Spots. Grand Prize: "Immediate Drone Rescue"

In response to recurring social media backlash after falling accidents, the government has delivered its final answer: opening dangerous cliffs as paid "Insta-worthy Gacha Cliffs." Purchase an admission ticket (with life insurance included) and shoot from the cliff edge. Additional paid gacha offers prizes like "stylish helmets" and "drones for the perfect shot." Note: rescue team arrival time varies by plan.

Translations: JA
Social Lab
"Drinkable Moonlight" Buyers Howl in Unison at Midnight. Consumer Affairs Agency: "We Understand Your Feelings, But It's Just Water"

"Drinkable Moonlight" Buyers Howl in Unison at Midnight. Consumer Affairs Agency: "We Understand Your Feelings, But It's Just Water"

People who drank the spiritual water "Drinkable Moonlight," launched by an influencer, have been howling without reason at 2 a.m. There are also reports of glasses of water at bedsides glowing pale blue. The Consumer Affairs Agency warned that "the placebo effect is close to that of a werewolf" and recommended counseling before refunds.

Translations: JA
Social Lab
'Natural Protein Only' - Muscular Salmon Swimming Upstream Signs Shocking Deal with Major Supplement Company

'Natural Protein Only' - Muscular Salmon Swimming Upstream Signs Shocking Deal with Major Supplement Company

A single salmon that went viral for jumping over waterfalls has signed an unprecedented sponsorship deal with a major protein manufacturer. Its form conquering rapids with back muscles that defy fluid dynamics has driven human gym-goers to despair. 'What was all our pumping for?' they cry, as people nationwide are throwing down their protein shakers in gyms.

Translations: JA
Muscle Arena
Latest Fitness Trend Connected to Another World: Sweat Turns into 'Philosopher's Stone.' Appraisal Result: 'It's Just Table Salt'

Latest Fitness Trend Connected to Another World: Sweat Turns into 'Philosopher's Stone.' Appraisal Result: 'It's Just Table Salt'

The 'Otherworld Transfer Exercise' sweeps social media. Practitioners' sweat crystallizes like diamonds, traded for tens of thousands of yen per gram on flea market apps. However, certification agencies announced the composition: '98% pure sodium chloride.' Experts warn: 'It has more impurities than table salt. Please don't lick it.'

Translations: JA
Otherworld Pocket