Tag: Irony

Articles tagged with "Irony" (3 articles)

"Floppy Disk Organization Skills" Recognized as National Living Treasure: Government Permanently Bans All Digital Connections to Preserve Technique

"Floppy Disk Organization Skills" Recognized as National Living Treasure: Government Permanently Bans All Digital Connections to Preserve Technique

A man who has mastered the "art of floppy disk organization" through years of dedication has been recognized as a National Living Treasure. While the Agency for Cultural Affairs praises it as "a divine skill impossible for AI to replicate," a special law has been immediately enacted to permanently ban internet, USB, and even Bluetooth connections for both the man and his floppy disks to protect this rare skill. The man smiled quietly, saying, "Now I can devote myself to 1.44MB wholeheartedly."

Translations: JA
Ancient Humans May Have Gone Extinct from Making PowerPoints: 'Agenda' and 'KPI' Found on Cave Walls

Ancient Humans May Have Gone Extinct from Making PowerPoints: 'Agenda' and 'KPI' Found on Cave Walls

Cave paintings discovered at a new ancient human site show extensive use of charts and bullet points. Researchers conclude they spent more time preparing for 'regular reporting meetings' than hunting, leading to extinction by malnutrition. While warning 'it's time to reconsider our way of working,' the discoverers themselves are busy making slides for academic presentations.

Translations: JA