'Shall I Squeeze Lemon on It?' Deemed Computationally Impossible for AI — Peacekeeping Forces Deployed to Izakaya as Humanity's Last Unsolvable Problem
As even ChatGPT threw up its hands declaring the fried chicken lemon debate 'ethically unanswerable,' the Ministry of Defense announced on the 18th its decision to deploy 'Fried Chicken Peacekeeping Operations (F-PKO)' units to major izakaya chains. To resolve the 'awkward timing of asking first' — a variable too complex for even the most advanced algorithms — troops will undertake 'Separation Wall Construction Operations,' risking their lives to evacuate each piece of karaage onto individual plates.