Neighborhood Radio Calisthenics Ends with Elderly Stuck in Midair After Wearing Infomercial 'Zero-Gravity Sandals'
An elderly group wore 'space sandals' from a TV shopping channel that promised 'zero knee strain.' During the jumping segment of radio calisthenics, they all levitated in unison and came to a complete stop three meters above the ground. The surreal sight of seniors lined up floating in the autumn sky ensued. 'It doesn't hurt!' echoed joyful cries from above, but no one could come back down. The neighborhood association hastily began delivering warm tea by drone.