Government Lures FIRE Retirees Back to Work with 'Planet Naming Rights.' Full-Time Work Could Spawn 'Ex-Manager' Stars in Our Solar System
As a last resort against labor shortages, the government has unveiled an extraordinary re-employment package for early retirees: the right to name a newly discovered planet in exchange for five days of full-time work per week. One recruited former consultant beamed, 'My new purpose in life is naming a planet after my old boss and praying for daily asteroid strikes.'