Scientists Announce "The Secret to Longevity is in Your Right Arm." All of Humanity Becomes Popeye, Can No Longer Fit Through Doors
A paper announced that longevity genes are concentrated in the right bicep, and the world reacted immediately. Training the left arm was deemed "a waste of time," and the streets became flooded with people whose right arms had grown abnormally large. They constantly get stuck at narrow doors and automatic ticket gates, and the latest urban designs are considering the introduction of "Popeye-only lanes."