Fishing Co-op Sinks Bodybuilders in Ocean to Extract "Broth." Scallops Pump Up and Destroy Nets
Fifty bronzed bodybuilders were submerged in a sea plagued by plummeting fish catches. The goal: extracting "macho broth" from amino acids seeping through their pores. The ethics committee approved the plan, stating "environmental impact is zero because they ate kelp beforehand." As a result, nearby scallops that absorbed the broth exhibited abnormal pump-ups, and fishermen are crying out that "they're so powerful they rip through our nets."