Articles tagged with "Marketing" (3 articles)
Five silent mannequins have been named the Best Customer Service Team at a national retail awards ceremony. At the annual event, the 'Shelf Boys' stationed in the snack aisle were praised for 'never breaking their smiles,' while actual cashiers were overlooked. Social media is flooded with self-deprecating posts like 'Humans do the work, shelves get the praise.'
A Consumer Affairs Agency investigation determined that "Space Moss," marketed as having returned from the ISS, is just an ordinary moss ball. Just when refund chaos seemed inevitable, the seller declared, "This isn't moss. It's experiential art embodying humanity's longing for space." This philosophical brazenness paradoxically gained support, and stock prices hit the daily limit.
A new product promising 'lunar-light walking' has become a social problem. The 'ultra-light repulsion particles' inside the sandals excessively cancel body weight, causing hikers to unintentionally drift skyward. Mountain rescue teams nationwide have added giant butterfly nets to their standard equipment to catch wind-blown victims.