AI HR Appoints 'Chief Silence Officer' to Maximize Meeting Productivity. KPI is Seconds of 'Awkward Silence'
Tech giant GooGull Inc. concludes via latest AI that 'productive tension is born from silence.' They promoted an employee who reduced meeting efficiency through excessive talking to the inaugural CSO (Chief Silence Officer), paying executive compensation for simply sitting quietly. According to the AI, the silent pressure he creates has made other participants' comments three times more concise.