Ministry of Education Merges Five Core Subjects into "Physics (Muscle)" — Bans Writing Instruments from Entrance Exams
To address an era where words fail to bridge understanding, the next curriculum guidelines will abolish logical thinking and cultivate problem-solving through overwhelming mass. Math will focus solely on barbell weight calculations, while English instruction will be limited to taunting foreign bodybuilders. Parent groups who protested were forcibly removed via deadlifts performed by the Board of Education.