Articles tagged with "Muscle" (8 articles)
Rumor that "muscles become as hard as chestnuts" sweeps gyms. Some builders abandon protein shakers and shake rice tubs while consuming chestnut rice between training sets. Experts analyze it as "placebo effect inspired by chestnut-picking squat movements," but rice farmers are enjoying an unexpected boom.
The American Federation of Muscle Fibers (AFMA) has condemned many trainers for statements made during training sessions such as "This is where the real growth begins," claiming they prematurely revealed the climax known as supercompensation. According to their statement, the fibers claim they "wanted to enjoy growth with pure feelings" and are suffering emotional distress.
All top finishers at the National Bodybuilding Championship disqualified. Unknown compounds from a local sweet shop's 'Spicy Protein Ohagi' detected in their muscles. The 82-year-old shop owner stated, 'I just added extra spices thinking my grandson would enjoy it.' The committee is now investigating the ohagi confiscation and the elderly woman's connections with full force.
A single salmon that went viral for jumping over waterfalls has signed an unprecedented sponsorship deal with a major protein manufacturer. Its form conquering rapids with back muscles that defy fluid dynamics has driven human gym-goers to despair. 'What was all our pumping for?' they cry, as people nationwide are throwing down their protein shakers in gyms.
Shocking theory emerges: Sen no Rikyu was a fitness enthusiast. The new school 'Kindo' uses 20kg kettlebells instead of tea bowls. The new 'wabi-sabi' involves chugging protein shakes with battle cries and instantly eliminating guilt from eating sweets through deadlifts.
Responding to party appearance demands, the muscle-specialized dispatch service 'Muscle Rental' launches. Contracts available from one hour, with the average booking reason being ex-boyfriend countermeasures at reunions. Users must wash with protein before returning.
New romance film faces shocking departure of muscle-bound lead actor. Producers claim 'protein-wise substitution possible,' hastily casting protein can as love interest. On-set 'romantic chemical reactions' with leading lady fuel tabloid frenzy.
The unconventional romance film 'Flex of Love,' which tells its story solely through muscle contraction sounds and glistening sweat sound effects, has premiered. Audiences comment 'We don't need subtitles but we do need protein supply stations,' while mysterious pectoral applause erupted during screenings.