Tag: National-Budget

Articles tagged with "National-Budget" (3 articles)

Future Telescope Finally Complete. Ignores National Destiny, Only Broadcasts Lucky Bag Stock Status in Real-Time.

Future Telescope Finally Complete. Ignores National Destiny, Only Broadcasts Lucky Bag Stock Status in Real-Time.

The 'Space-Time Telescope,' built at the cost of national fortune, didn't show a glorious future—it showed a department store lucky bag frenzy. Instead of GDP forecasts, the Prime Minister watched 'Limited Edition Figure, 3 Left' flash on screen. Praising it as 'a truly citizen-centered economic indicator,' the cabinet decided to allocate the entire national budget to predicting the lucky bag resale market.

Translations: JA
Tech Future Lab
Cabinet Decides to Bet Entire Next Year's Budget on "Boat Race." Winner Takes All.

Cabinet Decides to Bet Entire Next Year's Budget on "Boat Race." Winner Takes All.

Frustrated with the inefficiency of parliamentary deliberations, the government has decided through a Cabinet meeting to hold the "First G1 Government Derby," where the entire next year's budget will be wagered. The Ministry of Finance's boat is equipped with the latest AI odds prediction system, which experts praise as "the most fair and transparent budget allocation."

Translations: JA
Social Lab
"Space Fan" Solution for Air Pollution: Government Allocates Entire National Budget to Remote Control Asteroids

"Space Fan" Solution for Air Pollution: Government Allocates Entire National Budget to Remote Control Asteroids

The government announced on the 14th a plan to use asteroids as "space fans" to eliminate domestic smog. The minister in charge appeared at a press conference holding a giant remote control, smiling and explaining, "Operation is simple. 'Low' creates a gentle breeze, 'Turbo' can generate a typhoon." Unconfirmed reports suggest that the first operational test caused all laundry from a neighboring country to fly across the border.

Translations: JA
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