Extradimensional CEO Announces '100% Isekai Reincarnation Truck', Compliance Dept Outraged: 'Magic Circles Violate Traffic Laws'
A new CEO seconded from another dimension to a major automaker has announced a new truck that guarantees Isekai (another world) reincarnation just by riding and crashing it. The Compliance Department strongly opposed the specification where a magic circle deploys instead of an airbag upon collision, stating it 'completely ignores physical safety standards.' Meanwhile, pre-orders from exhausted corporate workers flooded in, but rumors spread that the occupational requirements for reincarnation include 'Excel macro creation skills mandatory,' causing the customer service center to burst into flames.