Government Declares 'Weak Yen' as 'Currency Humility' by Cabinet Decision; Price Hikes Rebranded as 'Price Growing Pains'
On the 10th, the government enacted the "Positive Economy Promotion Act" aimed at managing impressions of economic indicators, redefining key economic terminology by cabinet decision. Under the new rules, the weakening yen will be standardized as "Currency Humility" and inflation as "Price Growing Pains." By automatically converting all economic losses into heartwarming narratives, this measure is projected to propel the public's mental wealth to record highs.