"Monthly Paleontology Bus" Review Section Erupts into Civil War over T-Rex Feather Depiction; Editorial Department Declares "Buses Are on Schedule"
A dinosaur tour bus review section caught fire over a single comment: "The feather research on this T-Rex is far too sloppy." The critique fractured readers into "Feather Advocates" and "Scale Purists." With a third faction debating the bus's engine sound entering the fray, the editorial department poured fuel on the fire by declaring, "While we refrain from offering paleontological commentary, the next departure is at 1:00 PM."