Sleeping in Parliament Was a "Feature"? A Specific Frequency of Heckling Forces Lawmakers' OS to Reboot
The latest brainwave analysis has revealed that politicians sleeping in parliament is not laziness but the activation of a "Responsibility Avoidance Protocol." Particularly when heckling at the same frequency as the chorus of the hit song 'Konayuki' (Powdery Snow) occurs, synchronized lawmakers simultaneously enter sleep mode. Experts have concluded this is "a biological noise-canceling evolution designed to physically block inconvenient questions."