Wealthy Elite Skip Wisdom Tooth Removal, Stuff 'Assets' Inside Instead — Oral Offshoring Goes Viral
Dentists are emerging as the new tax evasion consultants. A procedure dubbed 'Mouth Banking' — embedding crypto keys and diamonds behind luxury ceramic crowns — now has a three-year waiting list. The National Tax Agency has begun flagging 'citizens with unnatural smiles,' and mandatory dental inspections at the next tax filing venue are under consideration.