Pet Jellyfish Hints at 'Decisive Measures' Over 1-Degree Water Temperature Drop
When run through a translation AI, it turns out that elegant floating was actually expressing 'deep regret' toward the owner all along. The jellyfish condemned the late feeding as 'a lack of trust-building measures' and has launched an indefinite peacekeeping operation (complete stillness) in the corner of the tank. Geopolitical tensions are now running through the living room.