National Senior Federation Unifies Retirement Funds as 'Physical Lemon Payment'; Pension Offices Enveloped in Citrus Aroma
"The citric acid cycle is the ultimate asset management" - With the government's new policy, retirement savings become mountains of lemons. Recipients sleep on lemon pillows and give lemons as New Year's gifts to grandchildren in this bizarre new custom. "The tears from the sourness are tears of joy," claim seniors as real tears stream down their faces.