Tag: Political-Satire

Articles tagged with "Political-Satire" (2 articles)

Bathroom Belting Act Passes, Prime Minister Delivers Policy Speech with Showerhead Microphone

Bathroom Belting Act Passes, Prime Minister Delivers Policy Speech with Showerhead Microphone

Parliament unanimously passed the 'Bathroom Belting Act.' The Prime Minister, holding a showerhead-shaped microphone, passionately declared that 'singing is national power.' The newly established 'Bathtub Ministry' has begun subsidies for waterproof sheet music and rubber ducks, but nationwide choruses are causing water pipe resonance, threatening infrastructure collapse.

Translations: JA
Daily Surprise
Parliament Decides Bill Weight Through Bench Press: 'Voice of the People' Too Heavy for Anyone to Lift

Parliament Decides Bill Weight Through Bench Press: 'Voice of the People' Too Heavy for Anyone to Lift

A new process has been introduced in the basement of the Parliament building to literally measure the 'importance' of bills by weight. Each lawmaker attaches bills as plates to a barbell, with the lifted weight directly correlating to support rate. In recent deliberations, the 'Triple Lawmaker Salary Bill' was unanimously passed as light as a feather, while the petition set named 'Voice of the People' was too heavy to even budge from the floor.

Translations: JA
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