Articles tagged with "Politics" (3 articles)
On the final day of his national tour 'Turning Suspicion into Laughter,' a politician passionately performed the skit 'Fictitious Slush Funds.' However, since the prop ledger was real, undercover investigators in the audience wept with emotion. While receiving high praise for 'amazing attention to detail,' the encore was set to be held in an interrogation room.
After being criticized for 'missing the point' in parliamentary questioning, the opposition party leader took a job as a supermarket manager seeking practical experience. Grabbing a microphone and demanding 'What's the cost structure of these eggs!?' from a part-time worker, he was promptly shut down with 'My dinner is a more important issue than that.'
After a fact-checking organization declared the grapes in the Prime Minister's harvest photo to have 'physically impossible gloss,' the government announced an emergency voluntary recall of all domestically distributed grapes, citing 'damage to public trust in fruit.' A team of experts will re-verify their 'authenticity.'