Tag: PropertyTax

Articles tagged with "PropertyTax" (2 articles)

Lucky Draw Grand Prize: "Land With the Lowest Property Value" — Winner Breaks Down Sobbing at Register. Consumer Affairs Agency: "Run for Your Life if You Win"

Lucky Draw Grand Prize: "Land With the Lowest Property Value" — Winner Breaks Down Sobbing at Register. Consumer Affairs Agency: "Run for Your Life if You Win"

A supermarket chain launched a lucky draw with a grand prize of "mountain forest land ranked dead last in property value (property tax and mandatory weeding included)." The moment you win, you're saddled with massive liabilities. In response, the Consumer Affairs Agency issued an unprecedented warning: "Do your absolute best to draw the losing pocket tissue." Participants are now shedding tears of relief every time they pull a dud.

Translations: JA
Automatic Demotion to 'Second Son' for 1-Star Reviews of Parents' Homes: Intended as a Penalty, Eldest Sons Rejoice at Escaping Negative Real Estate

Automatic Demotion to 'Second Son' for 1-Star Reviews of Parents' Homes: Intended as a Penalty, Eldest Sons Rejoice at Escaping Negative Real Estate

'Parents' house, 40-minute walk from the station, worst cost-performance. 1 star.' Eldest sons who posted their honest opinions on the government's estate review site are being automatically demoted to 'second son' by the family registry AI. The system intended this as a penalty for being unfit as the head of the family, but the obligation to pay property taxes and pull weeds has completely shifted to the new eldest sons (former second sons). Currently, eldest sons aiming to be stripped of their status are non-stop posting 1-star reviews like 'squat toilet' and 'there are ghosts'.

Translations: JA