Salvation for the All-Nighter Crew? "Railgun Acupuncture" Commercialized: Mach 7 Iron Cores Vaporize Stiffness, But Turn Workrooms into Swiss Cheese
A new therapy involving shooting electromagnetically accelerated acupuncture needles into pressure points at supersonic speeds has emerged to save writers pushed to their limits before deadlines. While the exhilarating sensation of physically obliterating stubborn stiffness is popular, there have been successive reports of damage, such as pen tablets being shattered by shockwaves and holes being blown into apartments. Voices of joy and confusion are mixed: "My shoulders are light, but I have no home."