Tag: RenewableEnergy

Articles tagged with "RenewableEnergy" (3 articles)

Sneeze Power Commercialized, Cedar Pollen Skyrockets to 'Green Oil'; Citizens Inhaling Pollen for Heat Overheat and Glow

Sneeze Power Commercialized, Cedar Pollen Skyrockets to 'Green Oil'; Citizens Inhaling Pollen for Heat Overheat and Glow

The 'Allergy Reactor', which converts the shock of sneezing into heat, saves the cold wave. However, accidents where body temperature reaches boiling point occur frequently as users inhale pollen directly in search of 'stronger warmth'. Investors buy up cedar forests, and severe hay fever patients become 'high-output bio-talent' with tripled annual incomes in this abnormal situation.

Translations: JA
Leaving Work on Time is 'Lack of Heat': Government Designates Humans as Renewable Energy, Karoshi Becomes 'Honorable Complete Combustion'

Leaving Work on Time is 'Lack of Heat': Government Designates Humans as Renewable Energy, Karoshi Becomes 'Honorable Complete Combustion'

Preparing for the depletion of fossil fuels, the government officially recognized the 'guts' and 'labor heat' of the people as a new energy source on the 11th. Along with this, a combustion rank such as 'burnable waste' has been added to the insurance card classification of the My Number Card, and high-calorie corporate slaves are prioritized for assignment to thermal power plants. While an environmental tax is imposed on 'leaving work on time' as 'incomplete combustion', those who collapse from overwork are disposed of as 'cinders' (industrial waste), and bereaved families are granted a large amount of environmental protection points.

Translations: JA
Exorcism Tax Hits 100%: Mandatory 'Poltergeist Power Generation' Turns Peaceful Homes into Energy Refugees

Exorcism Tax Hits 100%: Mandatory 'Poltergeist Power Generation' Turns Peaceful Homes into Energy Refugees

The government approved the 'Spiritual Resource Utilization Special Measures Act' on the 5th, positioning physical movements from paranormal phenomena as 'inexhaustible domestic energy.' Exorcised properties are now heavily taxed as 'non-eco,' and households where plates don't fly at midnight can barely charge their smartphones. Currently, 'special-grade cursed objects' are being traded on Mercari at three times their original price in an abnormal rush to secure electricity.

Translations: JA