"Can We Make Rhino Horns Rainbow-Colored?" Developers Perplexed as Profession Ranks No. 1 Among Elementary Schoolers' Dream Jobs
In the latest "Dream Jobs Ranking for Elementary School Students," "3D-Printed Rhino Horn Artisan" shockingly clinched the No. 1 spot. Completely ignoring the noble mission of solving the poaching crisis, kids flooded in with enthusiasm: "It's so cool how the horns sprout up!" and "I want one as a weapon to battle my friends!" Educational institutions, unable to update ethics curricula in time, settled on a policy of simply barring kids from touching the printers for now.