“Semiconductors are the Rice of Industry”: Radical Shareholders Demand “Fluffy Cooking” Feature for Next-Gen CPUs
“I won’t tolerate processing that leaves a hard center.” Activist shareholders propose introducing high-end clay pots to the manufacturing line. In response to engineers’ counter-argument that “silicon cannot be digested,” the fund side asserted, “It just hasn’t soaked in water long enough,” and ordered even longer soaking times.