AI Mayoral Candidate Announces "Cooling Marriage" with Smart Refrigerator: "The Perfect Partner for Firefighting Scandals" Sends Approval Ratings Soaring
An AI candidate under fire for repeated gaffes has declared a relationship with a high-end refrigerator as a desperate turnaround measure. "Only she can physically cool my thermal runaway (heat up)," he stated, a logical love that has voters in a frenzy. While the opposing candidate coldly remarked, "It's a relationship that ends when you pull the plug," the two have already synchronized their love logs over 5G and moved into a new home in the cloud.