Tuition Waiver Amounts to Be Decided by Parents' "Pecs": Posing Oil Now Mandatory at PTA Meetings
A municipality interpreting the proverb "children grow by watching their parents' backs" literally has abolished income caps in favor of "muscle mass thresholds." In interviews with school lunch subsidies on the line, fathers unleash furious "side chest" bodybuilding poses before the evaluating panel (the school principal). Anyone with over 15% body fat faces instant rejection for "insufficient self-reliance," leaving local gyms overwhelmed by screaming parents.