'Absolutely Dry Shield' Released, Side Effect: 'Drowns Your Neighbor.' Developer Responds: 'It's a Feature'
The cutting-edge gadget 'Aqua-Zero' blocks every single raindrop. A man using it at a stadium stayed perfectly dry, but a three-meter water column formed over his neighbor's seat. The neighbor couldn't watch the game without a flotation device. The developer issued a statement: 'This is the result of pursuing ultimate shield performance and is a feature. It represents a new form of communication with neighbors.'