Comiket Doujinshi 'Tabloid Evasion Steps' Goes Viral as Practitioners Accidentally Reach Olympic-Level Athleticism
A self-published book promising 'Disappear from the affair scene in 3 seconds' sold out instantly. Buyers who mastered balcony pull-ups and emergency staircase dashes have achieved phenomenal athletic abilities through impure motivation. Ironically, their chiseled physiques now stand out so much in public that they're being identified anyway.